Dysfunctional Family Christmas

Snow flakes are falling on a silent night
For now all is calm and for now all is bright
Till the sound of the doorbell fills this house with fear
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 
Bring in the bags and the baggage we got 
You know those in-laws are coming in hot
Hold on to your stockings it’s about to get weird 
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 

Fa la la la la di da la di day
Lord us help us make it through this Christmas day
It’s the crazy that comes along once every year
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 

(Fa la la la la di da la di day)

Cousin Timmy’s got a temp of a hundred and three
He don’t cover his mouth whenever he sneezes
And I’m trying my best to not get too near
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 
(Want to know what else)
Well Grandma keeps yellin’ cause Grandpa can’t hear
Can you believe Jolene did that to her hair
When the insults are flying like Santa’s reindeer 
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 

Fa la la la la di da la di day
Lord us help us make it through this Christmas day
It’s the crazy that comes along once every year
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 

Fa la la la la di da la di day

Lord, help us all 

Fa la la la la
Merry Christmas

Fa la la la la di da la di day

(Fa la la la la)
(Merry Christmas)

Well you can’t pick your family, that’s God’s choice to make 
And all we got is each other at the end of the day
So let's make some memories that we’ll all hold dear
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here

(That’s right)
(Everybody sing)

Fa la la la la di da la di day
Lord us help us make it through this Christmas day
It’s the crazy that comes along once every year
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 

Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 

Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 

Merry Christmas