Dysfunctional Family Christmas

Intro:
G     C  G 
G     D  G
Verse:
       G                                        C       G
Snow flakes are falling on a silent night
              G                                 D
For now all is calm and for now all is bright
                   G
Till the sound of the doorbell 
             C                     Em
fills this house with fear
             C                           D              G
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 

Instrumental;
G           C  G

Verse 2:
   G                                          C              G
Bring in the bags and the baggage we got 
 G                                              D
You know those in-laws are coming in hot
             G
Hold on to your stockings 
             C                   Em
it’s about to get weird 
           C                             D              G 
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 

Chorus:
G                        C            G
Fa la la la la di da la di day
   G                                         
Lord us help us make 
                         D
it through this Christmas day
                     G
It’s the crazy that comes
                 C                Em
 along once every year
            C                            D              G
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 
G                       C                  G
(Fa la la la la di da la di day)

Verse 3:
              G
Cousin Timmy’s got a temp 
             C                      G
of a hundred and three
                    G
He don’t cover his mouth 
               D
whenever he sneezes
                     C                       C                 Em
And I’m trying my best to not get too near
              C                           D               G
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 
                                   C     G                 
(Want to know what else)

Verse 4:
               G
Well Grandma keeps yellin
                   C                  G
’cause Grandpa can’t hear
              G                               D
Can you believe Jolene did that to her hair
                     G
When the insults are flying like 
    C                   Em
Santa’s reindeer 
             C                          D                 G
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 

Chorus:
G                        C            G
Fa la la la la di da la di day
   G                                         
Lord us help us make 
                         D
it through this Christmas day
                     G
It’s the crazy that comes
                 C                Em
 along once every year
            C                            D              G
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 
G                       C                  G
(Fa la la la la di da la di day)
Lord, help us all 
G
Fa la la la la
                   D    G
Merry Christmas
G                      C              Em
Fa la la la la di da la di day
C
(Fa la la la la)
                  D         G
(Merry Christmas)

Verse 5:
                   G
Well you can’t pick your family, 
             C                         G
that’s God’s choice to make 
                      G
And all we got is each other 
                D                     D  H/D#  
at the end of the day
         Em                       D
So let's make some memories 
            C                    A
that we’ll all hold dear
    G/H   C                         D                G
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here

(That’s right)
C/G                   G
(Everybody sing)

Chorus:

Fa la la la la di da la di day
                                
Lord us help us make 
                         D
it through this Christmas day
                     G
It’s the crazy that comes
                 C                Em
 along once every year
            C                            D              G
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 

Tag:
            C                            D              Em
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 
            C                            D              G
Dysfunctional family Christmas is here 
Merry Christmas