Kentucky Fried Christmas

Chorus:
                 F
It's a Kentucky fried Christmas, come on down
                       C
Where the lights stay up on the porch year-round
                F
It's a John Deere tractor sleigh bell ride
                         G
And there's no such thing as a silent night
                  F
In the Bluegrass State, it's a state of mind
               C
And we like our Christmas Kentucky-fried

Verse:
           C
From Louisville to Harlan, 
it's time to deck the halls
               C
With Charlie Brown and Jesus, 
front yard inflatables
               F
Get a turkey from the Walmarts, 
last-minute presents and cards
            G
We do things different 'round here

Chorus:
                      F
It's a Kentucky fried Christmas, come on down
                     C
Where the lights stay up on the porch year-round
              F
It's a John Deere tractor sleigh bell ride
                      G
And there's no such thing as a silent night
                    F
In the Bluegrass State, it's a state of mind
               C
And we like our Christmas Kentucky-fried

Verse 2:
        C
Loretta, Lynn, and Ricky spinning on the vinyl
        C
Daddy reading stories from the family Bible
                    F
See the stars and the moon shine 
on a cold December night
               G
We do things different 'round here

Chorus:
                F
It's a Kentucky fried Christmas, come on down
                         C
Where the lights stay up on the porch year round
              F
It's a John Deere tractor sleigh bell ride
                         G
And there's no such thing as a silent night
                  F
In the Bluegrass State, it's a state of mind
               C
And we like our Christmas Kentucky fried

Post-Chorus:
F   C   F    G
F   C  C
(Hey, hey)

Verse 3:
C
Jingle bells, Colonel Claus, homegrown all the way
C
Oh, what fun it is to eat Hot Browns on Christmas Day
  C
Bells on wild cats ring, eating Pecan pie
C
Oh, what fun it is to add some slide

Chorus:
                 F
It's a Kentucky fried Christmas, come on down
                      C
Where the lights stay up on the porch year-round
              F
It's a John Deere tractor sleigh bell ride
                           G
And there's no such thing as a silent night
                    F
In the Bluegrass State, it's a state of mind
                  C
And we like our Christmas Kentucky-fried