Modest Is Hottest

Verse:
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Dear daughter, it's me your father
                     A                   E
I think it's time we had a talk
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The boys are coming round 'cause you're beautiful
                A                              E
And it's all your mother's fault
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And I've been trying hard to raise you up right
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No drinking, no smoking, no swearing
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But your old man's got a little more advice
                   A
When it comes to the clothes that you're wearing, listen

Chorus:
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Modest is hottest, the latest fashion trend
                      C#m             A                    E
Is a little more Amish, a little less Kardashian
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What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks
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Honey, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad

Verse 2:
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If I catching you doing dances on the TikTok
A                      E
In a crop top, so help me God
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You'll be grounded till the world stops
                 A                  E
I'm just kidding, no I'm not

Chorus:
'Cause modest is hottest, the latest fashion trend
Is a little more Amish, a little less Kardashian
What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks
Honey, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad

Chorus: 2    
All the parents be saying their prayers
That all their girls, they'll be wearing more layers
Moms and dads round the world, yeah, they're on their knees
Lord make them more like Jesus and less like Cardi B

Post-Chorus:
No offense to Cardi B
I'm sure she's a really nice girl and Jesus loves her but I just think...

Chorus:
Modest is hottest, the latest fashion trend
Is a little more Amish and a little less Kardashian
What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks
Honey, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad
What the boys really love is a one piece with a raincoat over that
Honey, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad
Trust me, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad